Growing Out My Hair

Irritation: or, Drove to Chicago

What to Wear to a Summer Sex Party: Reprise

Proposed Outfits for a Summer Sex Party: An Indecision

Pride and Joy

In Which I Talk About Christianity

The Genderqueer Narcissist

I Recommend: Insouciance, or, Looking Like Shit On Purpose

Grey's Anatomy, or: the Terrible 2000s Boyfriend

Things You Should Do While It's April

You Were Cool

Answers To Questions Literally No One Has Asked About My Contact Lenses

Let Me Reboot Sex and the City

The System


Ten Ways of Looking at Thor Bjornsson and a White Tiger

A Letter to Screwtape


Reasons I Did Not Send Texts This Spring Break

The Exercist


Dispatches on the monstrous body